So we are using Rocket Phonics with Jackson (may I say a reading 4 year old is sooo cool) and this weeks extra activity is some sill jokes. He wanted to pass them along.
Thirteen Fun Riddles Rocket Phonics Supplement
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing. Apples can’t talk!
What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their
Which body parts are most musical?
Why did the tree think it was an elephant?
Because it had a trunk.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Knock, knock –
"Snow use ringing the doorbell. It's broken now."
Did you know that all animals in Noah's ark came in
Except for the worms. They came in apples.
Where did the astronaut leave his spaceship?
At a parking meteor.
Why are the basketball players never invited to dinner?
Because they're always dribbling!
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Every one of them – a crossbar can't jump!
How do telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony!
What runs but never walks?
If seven cats were in a boat and one jumped out, how
many would be left?
None – they were all copycats.
Boys are so silly.